middle school

k.m.: does it rain because the sun melts the clouds

k.m. : sometimes I wish I could shrink really small so that i can go into those cracks in the wall and just chill you know

k.m. : are you half black because you get me

k.m. : you’re like a chill hippie that doesn’t smoke

k.m. : funniest thing happened i went up to a big black scary dude and I was like hey what’s your name and he said…. HENRY

t.b. : they call my mama a hoe and I said well she a good hoe cause she raised me well

t.b. : I’m pregnant see look at my pregnancy test it says positive *waves pregnancy stick*

t.b. : I heard a little voice that told me that the trash can in the bathroom is on fire *hides lighter behind his back*

t.b. : *steps into assembly hall* MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN YOURS